Delaware Credibility Gap

Tea party meets Reggie Bush. Sort of.

What's the Big Idea?

Newt's always been a nut---who else impeaches a president for lying under oath about a sexual affair, while conducting his very own, equally creepy affair? He spits out ideas with the rapidity of a Tommy Gun. And with similar intellectual accuracy. Best part? Dude's only faced the voters in one of the most conservative districts in Georgia and still thinks he could get elected president. Can't wait.

Takeover Time

I'm very pleased Paul Ryan is one of the "Young Guns." He's the most interesting of them to draw.

Celebrimath: Word Problems